Confessions of a wannabe craftster

Just what the world needs... another knitblog. I am so original. Not that I need an excuse, but I offer the following as sort of an explanation.


When I was younger, I always wanted to start my own craft business. I think even then I dreamed of the freedom to do work I am passionate about, make my own schedule and most importantly, not have to take orders from incompetent, condescending ego-maniacs.

I think the first business empire I created in my head was jewelry making. I amassed a massive collection of beads, charms and findings, but most of it is still in storage in my parent’s barn. I never sold a single item. I did manage to make a few odd creations which I gave as gifts, but that’s as far as I got.

Sewing never really got off the ground, despite various attempts over the years and a large collection of fabric and other supplies which now reside, you guessed it, in storage in my parent’s barn. I do have a few items I made for myself which sometimes elicit compliments (or strange looks) that make it hard to completely give up that dream.

I’ve done various paper crafts over the years… paper making, printing, notebook making, origami, nothing that really stuck, though I’ve enjoyed all of them.

Then there was Friendly Plastic…either you will know exactly what I’m talking about, or you will have absolutely no idea what this crap is. This miraculous stuff came in little rectangles, and you could cut it into shapes, then arrange them and stick it in the oven until it melted together. If you were really slick, you’d pull it out of the oven, then at exactly the right stage in its cooling, you’d press little plastic jewels or fake stones into it while it was still soft. Then when it was dry, you could glue on a pin back or necklace finding and have yourself an absolutely FABULOUS piece of jewelry. With this project, I actually went to the trouble of creating display cards to pin my creations on with my name and the price. I did manage to sell a few of these gems, but only to friends of my mom’s. One friend did buy a batch to put on her felted hats that she made and sold, so somewhere out there may be someone who actually paid money for one of those pins.

I’ve also dabbled in macramé, spinning, weaving, felting and various other crafts that I can’t even remember right now.

I’ve tried to learn how to knit a few times over the years, but it never really stuck until I read Stitch ‘N Bitch – I think it was the combination of clear instructions along with patterns I might actually want to try out.

So now I’ve finally done it. I am prolific enough at knitting that it’s actually possible I could sell my work. I just made my first batch of hats to sell on consignment (six to be precise) and they are now on display at the local yarn store. I came up with a name for my company (Monster Hat Rally, though that may change to Monster Knit Rally as I produce more of other types of items) and ordered free business cards online. The next steps seem to be producing more goods, getting or borrowing a digital camera to get photos of my work online, joining some distros and writing a business plan.

I’d like to expand into some sort of papercraft as well to complement the knitting and keep my interest. I am interested in trying out different kinds of printing (vegetable, silkscreen, woodcut?) which could be done on paper or fabric.


A P.S. of sorts - I wrote this about a month ago, and since then, two of my hats have sold! Don't worry, I won't quit my day job. Yet.